I always try not to laugh, so their little thoughts will keep coming out uncensored. But it can be hard.
Ezra (lying on his back): I have a fever... but for a minute I thought I felt the germ being ate-en. It was a little tickly, right here (points to stomach).
Upon our being asked at the drive-through coffee hut, "Are you enjoying the sunshine?": It's boy-a-ling my eyeballs out!
Passing a gym: Can I do workouts, just not the weights (this last bit after mom told him no weights for growing boys)? 'Cause I really wanna do workouts. 'Cause I wanna get strong...'cause I like challenges.
Listening to radio: Mom, commercials are actually good, 'cause some of them will save lives. (Mom asks how.) 'Cause some of them are about health! So we actually shouldn't skip them.... And some.... help you with money... like, if you're poor.
Naomi's turn: Mom, when I shake myself, my self doesn't make a water sound. See? (jumps up and down)
Me: Why would it?
Naomi: Because it has blood!
After being complimented on her drawing: Mommy... am I a kid aw-tist?
Hannah (babbling and being ignored by computer-mommy, shows her fine communication skills): Mommy, dan you dalk doo me?
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